Things you can do with an engineering degree!

There is the obvious one of getting an engineering job, but hey maybe I don't wanna be a copy cat and do everything that everyone else does.  So here are some other things that you can do with it! 

French fry analysis and quality assurance technician.  TGIF LLC.

Associate beverage preparation and pouring engineer. PE  Caribou Inc.

Wendy's CORPS of Sandwicheers.  Wendy's Group

You can also make charts and graphs that no one understands......like so:

There is really no point to said charts except to confuse people, and make a select few cry.  Sometimes I like to use big words like analytical and viscoelasticity....even if I can't spell them.

You can integrate the time spent wasting time divded by the time spent looking for a job and calculate that it really doesn't even matter.  Tswt/Tslfj dt....because the more you look for a job...the fewer there actually are...trust me I've done the research

Sometimes I use it to attempt to make people look stupid even if I am completey making stuff up......so I guess you could call that self esteem boosting.

In general, you can advocate for things that others can't, no matter your actual qualifications.  For Example:

person 1:  Dude I don't know about this....I mean I've never really jumped a car over anything before but it just seems like its probably a bad idea.

person 2:  Trust me, I have an engineering degree.

person 1:  but we just filled up with gas and the trunk is filled with kerosene and baby kittens tied to strike anywhere matches...

person 2:  TRUST ME!!!!!

person 1:  .....ok

Time saving tip:  Changing your pants takes a lot of time.  We all know that.  One way to speed up this process is to leave your shoes on.  It takes the average american 30.6 seconds to tie there shoes (2 minutes 38 seconds for Canadiens).  It takes, on average, 42.8 seconds to untie and retie your shoes while changing your pants.  Say you change your pants 3 times per day.  That equates to 128.4 seconds per day!  You could save yourself 898.8 seconds per week.  3595.2 seconds per month.  43142.4 seconds per year.  The average american life expectancy is 78.3 years.  That means that you could get back 938.34 hours from your life.  What will you do with your extra time?.........buy a t-shirt maybe???

Danny